Mother Nature, you suck.
I know that you are sticking it out down here with us and according to the Weather Girls you will make it rain men at about half past ten, but there are things we could do without.
Humidity. I'd rather not breathe my eight 8 oz glasses of water a day, thank you.
Our female 'monthly gift.' Girls go through puberty and we end up with bleeding, thrashing insides that make us gain water and cry for the next 40-50 years. Guys go through puberty and a few voice changes and pimples later they are done. Justice please!
Honestly? More men lead wars, cheat, masturbate, become tyrants , dismember people and kill others by the millions and we go through 40 years of hell on earth? And the best answer anyone can give is because Eve ate a friggin' apple? Like Adam didn't eat the apple either.
Some argue that men have to deal with the woman when she is at this point of aggression, pain, and general state of crap. Bull shit. They run for the friggin' hills.
But hey. There is a light at the tunnel. Thanks to modern science, you don't always have to wait until you are past your child-bearing years. From anywhere between 2,000-10,000 dollars, you can return this blessed gift Mother Nature saw fit to give us. Isn't that...special? After all, we all have an extra couple grand kickin' around, right?
Oh...that's right. Shit.
Just make sure those men get here on time Mother Nature. You have some do-gooder work to do!
Oh, one more thing. We really could have done without the imagination of Vampire mythology if it was just going to lead to Edward. Just FYI.
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