What? I thought it was clever.
*giggle*
Moving on! So, as someone who had never (and I do mean never)read any form of "self-help" books, I recently reached a point of "Are you freaking kidding me? There has got to be something better than this!" So I bought He's Just Not That Into You I was pleasantly surprise. (Plus I saw a book called "FU My Ex" by Ales Lluch, so if this doesn't work, I can buy a journal to work my aggression out on =))
I keep going back to read certain parts as needed, but over all, it was very entertaining and very useful. Honest, too. Like, brutally honest. But in a world where all is fair in love and war, you need someone honest who is going to wake you up to reality.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
$5,000 And We Can Give Back The Monthly Gift
Mother Nature, you suck.
I know that you are sticking it out down here with us and according to the Weather Girls you will make it rain men at about half past ten, but there are things we could do without.
Humidity. I'd rather not breathe my eight 8 oz glasses of water a day, thank you.
Our female 'monthly gift.' Girls go through puberty and we end up with bleeding, thrashing insides that make us gain water and cry for the next 40-50 years. Guys go through puberty and a few voice changes and pimples later they are done. Justice please!
Honestly? More men lead wars, cheat, masturbate, become tyrants , dismember people and kill others by the millions and we go through 40 years of hell on earth? And the best answer anyone can give is because Eve ate a friggin' apple? Like Adam didn't eat the apple either.
Some argue that men have to deal with the woman when she is at this point of aggression, pain, and general state of crap. Bull shit. They run for the friggin' hills.
But hey. There is a light at the tunnel. Thanks to modern science, you don't always have to wait until you are past your child-bearing years. From anywhere between 2,000-10,000 dollars, you can return this blessed gift Mother Nature saw fit to give us. Isn't that...special? After all, we all have an extra couple grand kickin' around, right?
Oh...that's right. Shit.
Just make sure those men get here on time Mother Nature. You have some do-gooder work to do!
Oh, one more thing. We really could have done without the imagination of Vampire mythology if it was just going to lead to Edward. Just FYI.
I know that you are sticking it out down here with us and according to the Weather Girls you will make it rain men at about half past ten, but there are things we could do without.
Humidity. I'd rather not breathe my eight 8 oz glasses of water a day, thank you.
Our female 'monthly gift.' Girls go through puberty and we end up with bleeding, thrashing insides that make us gain water and cry for the next 40-50 years. Guys go through puberty and a few voice changes and pimples later they are done. Justice please!
Honestly? More men lead wars, cheat, masturbate, become tyrants , dismember people and kill others by the millions and we go through 40 years of hell on earth? And the best answer anyone can give is because Eve ate a friggin' apple? Like Adam didn't eat the apple either.
Some argue that men have to deal with the woman when she is at this point of aggression, pain, and general state of crap. Bull shit. They run for the friggin' hills.
But hey. There is a light at the tunnel. Thanks to modern science, you don't always have to wait until you are past your child-bearing years. From anywhere between 2,000-10,000 dollars, you can return this blessed gift Mother Nature saw fit to give us. Isn't that...special? After all, we all have an extra couple grand kickin' around, right?
Oh...that's right. Shit.
Just make sure those men get here on time Mother Nature. You have some do-gooder work to do!
Oh, one more thing. We really could have done without the imagination of Vampire mythology if it was just going to lead to Edward. Just FYI.
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